Hunny paced cutely back and forth. Kind dread filled his heart. Natasha should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my Sweet love, Hunny thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Natasha had been taken hostage by Funny Hands, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Cheerfull terror. Hunny fainted dead away, you didnt see SHIT!!...HEY throw me some CHICKEN!!.
When he came to, there was a bump on his body and the Kind dread had returned. "Natasha, my tough honey bunny," he cried out kindly. "What is Funny Hands doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing cheerfully as he hugged her in the head.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Hunny remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 bun-bun bunnys, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Hunny ordered in a supply of bun-bun and set to work, folding bunnys until his body was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last bunny when Natasha walked in the front door.
"Natasha!" Hunny screamed and threw himself into Natasha's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 bun-bun bunnys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in his house. He kissed Natasha caringly on the head.
"Actually," Natasha said, pulling away funnily, "I was rescued by the Good Looking L . He's a new superhero in town." Natasha sighed. "And he's really cute."
The Kind dread came back. "But you're Cool to be back here with me, right?"
Natasha checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Good Looking L for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay bright, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
Hunny choked back a sob and started folding another bunny. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Natasha had been taken hostage by Funny Hands, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Cheerfull terror. Hunny fainted dead away, you didnt see SHIT!!...HEY throw me some CHICKEN!!.
When he came to, there was a bump on his body and the Kind dread had returned. "Natasha, my tough honey bunny," he cried out kindly. "What is Funny Hands doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing cheerfully as he hugged her in the head.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Hunny remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 bun-bun bunnys, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Hunny ordered in a supply of bun-bun and set to work, folding bunnys until his body was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last bunny when Natasha walked in the front door.
"Natasha!" Hunny screamed and threw himself into Natasha's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 bun-bun bunnys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in his house. He kissed Natasha caringly on the head.
"Actually," Natasha said, pulling away funnily, "I was rescued by the Good Looking L . He's a new superhero in town." Natasha sighed. "And he's really cute."
The Kind dread came back. "But you're Cool to be back here with me, right?"
Natasha checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Good Looking L for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay bright, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
Hunny choked back a sob and started folding another bunny. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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