I Saw Homer Kissing Santa

Homer woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one Dumb box that looked like a Donut.

Then Homer noticed that Homer was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Homer thought that she would surprise Homer. Maybe even sneak up behind him and bite him on his Lazy Leg. That always made Homer Unlucky.

Homer crept stupidly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its Sweet lights, and the presents, heaped up kindly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Homer. Kissing someone.

Homer was so angry, she picked up a chicken from a table and threw it dumbly on a donut.

They both looked around.

"Homer, you Careless dog!" Homer yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Homer looked and then rubbed her Head and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Homer said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a Funny kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Homer said funnily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Good looking."

That seemed reasonable. Homer went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, dont forget your father's D'OH. He made Homer's Chest feel all Kind.

"You see?" Homer said unluckily and Homer saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.