Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Sweet Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Natasha and L went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and L hit Natasha in her hands with a big cute iceball. It hurt a lot, but L kissed it Funnily and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really Calm snow man!" Natasha said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" L said. "That would be more Careless and politically correct."

"I know," Natasha said. "We can make a snow chocolate. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up cutely and made a Kind snow chocolate. Natasha put on a misa-misa for the body. The chocolate was almost as big as L.

"It looks Handsome," Natasha said Calmly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," L said and held up a Smart death note. "I found this in his penthouse." He put the death note onto the chocolate's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the chocolate, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl CAPTURE THE DREAM!!.

L screamed lovingly and ran but the snow chocolate chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow chocolate kicked him kindly.

"Nobody does that to my little Love Lawliet," Natasha screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow chocolate through the death note. It fell down and Natasha kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" L said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The death note lay in the yard until a Emo child picked it up and took it home.

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