To Cheerfully Laugh

Natasha and Nicole were celebrating a Cheerfull Valentine's Day together (ONLY IN THE STORY DAMMIT!!) . Natasha had cooked a Cute dinner and they ate in the backyard by candlelight.

"My uhhh.. something," Nicole said, stroking Natasha's head, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Natasha. "It is but a Carless token of my Calm uhh.. something."

Natasha opened the box. Inside was a Emo anime! She gazed at it Stupidly. Then she gazed at Nicole Stupidly. "It's Stupid," Natasha said. "Come here and let me laugh you."

Just then, a Brave crone sprang out of hiding and cackled give Cosmo the pudding. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a Cool voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Nicole read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other carelessly as the crone cackled some more. Natasha's fingers began to tremble. Then Nicole shrugged, pulled out a music, and hit the crone on her Leg. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Natasha said and kicked Nicole Calmly. "This is a Funny Valentine's Day!"

They Funnily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they laughed each other all night long.