Thursday, September 25, 2008

~Sanjeev (my friend) icky birthday~

Today was a special celebration. It was Sanjeev's birthday today and we all brought the things that we need for the celebration.

Everybody was waiting for the school to finish so that we could ''play'' with him. While we were in our class,we were planning how to get him to the back of the school.

Well at least he had brought his pj clothes to wear. One of my friends had bought a three secret weapons.

The first one is corn flour. Which we already threw some on him.

The second one had contained of thousand island sauce, cili sos, rotten cheese and more other sauces inside.This weapon had the most unbelievable stinky stench. You will feel like vomitiing.

The third one had contained of a lot off rotten eggs and some black pepper. They should put some salt in it XD. This one wasnt as worse as the first one. At least it didnt have any stench.

We started playing with quarter flour at the 1st period of school. We threw on his hair and almost all over his body.

On the 3rd period of school, it was BM and our teacher had already written karangan notes on the board. I had already finished copying, so my friend, Sanjeev borrowed it.

Then when my teacher came to walk around the class, checking to see if people got do their work. And then he spotted my friends Dionne and Nicole, who were sitting at the back of me.

Teacher saw that they only did like quarter of the whole notes he wrote. He whacked one of my friends Nicole at her shoulder. SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!! But she said she couldnt feel anything and he whacked like a sissy. XDD

Then he went to my other friend Dionne who was sitting beside of Nicole. He was helping her to write down the notes =.='' . Teacher dropped the chalk in the middle of Dionne and Nicole's table.

Then when we pointed at the chalk and said ''Teacher!! look CHALK!!!'' then he looked at the chalk and did a karate chop with his ruler and the chalk broke into half O.o XD.

Dionne and I took the chalk, and I started to carve it with a ruler. I wanted to carve it into a spear but while i was carving it the head broke off... T.T wasted my time carving it.

It was already the 5th period, and it was AP time. We moral students went to the class next to us because our class is for the chinese students to learn chinese and other stuff.

I started to move the tables and chairs to that we all could shuffle. P.S almost everybody in the moral section in the class can do shuffle. So we started to shuffle and i did the negative shuffle. XD

I also teached my friends how to do the negative shuffle. Only 2 people can do it in my class. Me and one of my friend Yong Han. It was fun teaching them and it was fun watching them doing it ^^

Then came rehat time. It was normal as usuall, we just ate and drink. But i had brought one of my comics to school, and Sanjeev took it down to read. Without knowing that comics are one of the school's barang larangan.

While we were walking to the kantin one of the pengawas (form 1), THAT BASTARD!!! saw that Sanjeev was holding a comic book. So we keep passing the book around with our friends so that the pengawas wouldnt get it.

But Sanjeev took the blame and he got demeritted twice because he didnt give it earlier. STUPID F****** PENGAWAS.

We were scared that one more of the pengawas could just take it like that, so i asked my friend Yong Han to keep it for me. He asked one of his friend (pengawas) to keep it as a barang larangan but she will give back to him at class.

After rehat is was English, some of my friends and students in my class was making noise. So the teacher asked them to go to the bilik disiplin and sit there for the guru disiplin Pn.Rajinder or know as ''BULU'' .

After sometime my teacher went out and the students went back into the classroom. When the teacher went in she was shocked and asked them why they came back and which teacher asked them go back to the classroom.

Teacher sent them back to the bilik disiplin and Tan Yong Ming didnt want to go there and said '' Teacher i dont want to go there im injured'' the teacher said ''I dont care''.

Then he said ''Teacher I can sew you, you know'' and she replied '' I dont care (again) I also can sew you what'' =.="" XDD

It was going back time!!! and we all went back of the school. Yong Han had opened the flour and we all poured on him and he looked like a retarded ghost.

Then came on to the rotten eggs with peppers. I was yellow DUHH!!! everybody was shouting OWHHH!!!!! WHOA!!!!!! while walking XD

Then when sucsessfully reached the back of the shcool we poured the worst one, the one that had all the thousand island sos, cili sos and rotten cheese in it. YUCK!!!

When we threw at him the stench was horrible!!! It alsomst mad me vomit... Well it made alomst everyone vomit.

Then came in the usuall one, the water.. it was still fun NOT!!! Well it was ok ok only. After spraying with that yucky stuff, we took pictures of him XP all wet and stinky and icky.

I started to walk back to the school for my mom to pick me up. I bought same snacks cause my mom didnt arive yet. Well today was the most funniest, ickiest and most disgusting day in my life.

Thats all i can say so BYE BYE~~



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